Taichi "Tai" Kamiya
"A man must first face himself before he faces his enemies."
"Never trust anything without feet!"
"Sure, let's go for a hike. Then after that we'll hike. And then we can
hike some more."
"Or, we could stand here frozen until the monster gets us!"
"I have a foolproof plan: first we'll eat something, then after that...
I'm open to suggestions!"
"I'm glad we never hear you complaining..."
"When we get back, this is gonna make one great story. Yup... but... of
course, not a single soul will ever believe me."
"When we had to survive on our own, we grew up very fast... except for
Joe, he just threw up very fast..."
"But my dad likes his mess where it is..."
"You can do it, and even if you can't, we won't think any less of you,
man!"
[looking at Agumon in his poor disguise] "Yeah. That's real inconspicuous."
[About Keramon] "Maybe we should tell someone important like the principal
or Bill Gates or something..."
Yamato "Matt" Ishida
"Great! Anybody bring a helicopter?"
"We've sacrificed too much to give up now!"
"Has anybody noticed? We talk a lot about food."
"Boy, that's productive. This thing puts the pieces together, and then
it takes them apart."
"I finally got it figured out. If I'm ever gonna change, I have to do it
on my own. On my own. The others can't help me."
"I've never let anyone get close to me before."
"No question, man, you are the dude of doodles!"
"Put your fists down when you talk to me and stop acting like you can bully
your way into being the leader!"
"Moving right along, folks... keep it moving... Our next stop on the tour
will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please."
"Computer guys can never just tell you something. They have to spend all
day explaining it to you..."
"I swore I would never let anyone see me cry. But really, all I ever wanted
to do was cry."
"Guys, the closest thing our grandmother has to computer is an egg timer..."
"They're not weird, they're my best friends! [Quietly] Considering this
is the only computer in town..."
"I'm sick of all your blabbering Davis, you're the only one who hasn't
tried yet, so just get in the hole!"
"First I'll take a little stroll over to our old refrigerator and take
a peek at what's not expired..."
Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi
"Prodigious!"
"Do you have Internet access?"
"You're going to need a password! You can use mine to get on the Internet:
'Prodigious'!"
"Potato chips, chocolate chips... anything but computer chips!"
[To Tentomon] "I love you."
"I'm one step ahead of you, Tai."
"It's Alive!"
Sora Takenouchi
"Too bad your brain isn't as big as your hair."
"Now that you boys have holes in your heads, maybe your brains will get
more oxygen."
"I don't care what you're faster than! As long as you're faster than a
gigantic, rolling teddy bear!"
Hikari "Kari" Kamiya
"It looks like a flip-flop with a bent nail in it."
"My light will guide us toward the others."
"Being a Digidestined means that sometimes you have to save the world,
even if you're the one who caused the problem."
Miyako "Yolei" Inoue
"Let's go get that evil, cute guy!"
"This helmet makes my glasses look smaller!"
"Perfecto!" ("Bingo!" in the Japanese version)
(about Ken) "I didn't say I wanted to kiss him, duh, I just wanna marry
him!"
Ken Ichijouji
"Hero time, Wormmon!"
"AH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA-Oh, it's not that funny!
"Aaaaauuuuhhh!"
(grabs Cody by the leg mid-fall) "I've got you Cody!"
"He...called me a punk."
"Uh, Davis... What are you doing?"
(thinking sarcastically) Thanks a lot, Davis. Great, no pressure.
Dialogue
Sora: "What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?!"
Piedmon: "I'm not a sicko, I'm a collector of these new items of such sentimental
value to me."
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Kari Kamiya: "His smile makes him look so gentle."
TK Takaishi: "Yeah, but his hair makes him look a bit' like you, Kari."
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Kari: "I can't leave now, there's a magician coming over and I've already
promised to get sawed in half!"
Tai: "Well, make sure the half with feet comes home as soon as possible!"
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Mimi: Ew, what's that awful smell?
Tai: Heh, sorry. I guess now we know why they call them sweat socks huh?
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Tentomon: Whenever my skin gets dirty, I just shed it.
Izzy Izumi: That would be difficult for me.
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Ken: You will bow before me.
T.K. Takashi: Sorry, the floor's kind of dirty.
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T.K. Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort
to fighting?
Ken: I guess...
T.K. Takashi: That's your problem. You don't know when to talk and when to fight.
Now's a good time to talk... on the other hand... it's also a good time to fight
(punches Ken).
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[about Piedmon]
Joe: He made them all disappear.
Tentomon: Well, at least he didn't saw them in half.
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Matt: I've been living a lie.
Gabumon: You're not a natural blonde?
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BlackWarGreymon: I'm going to a darker place for me.
Davis: You should try my sock drawer.
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Davis: Sorry I'm late. I was supposed to get a haircut but when I looked in
the mirror, I realized my hair was already perfect.
Yolei: The only thing is he was staring in the mirror for over an hour.
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Arukenimon: I'll be back to destroy you in a minute.
Mummymon: Yeah, ditto that.
Davis: Destiny Stones can break my bones, but you guys are real losers.
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Davis: Alright, if you're gonna destroy me, then will you please proceed to
wash your hands first? I like to keep things clean.
Veemon: Good thing he hasn't seen your room...
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Ken: (Thinking) It looks like Cody still hates me. Well, here it goes.
Cody: (Thinking) It looks like Ken still hates me. Well, here he comes.
Ken: Here you go, Cody. You're invited, too.
Cody: Really? I'm glad I made your list!
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Ken: Ahem. I request the honor of your presence at a holiday celebration. That
is...
TK: Say no more. You're having a Christmas party. We're in!
Veemon: Hey Ken, can we come?
Ken: Of course! Maybe you'll even catch Gatomon under the mistletoe!
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Ken: Can't we go any faster?
Davis: Don't be a backseat driver, Ken.
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Davis: Hey, it's getting pretty dark in these woods. Here, Kari, I'll hold
your hand so you won't get scared.
Kari: I'm not scared.
T.K.: And it's not her hand... it's mine.
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[Joe is doubled up on the floor in pain and clutching his stomach]
Kari: Joe, what is it?
Joe: My stomach.
Kari: What's wrong does it hurt?
Joe: No. I'm just doing this 'cause it's fun
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Sora: Tell me how you like your eggs and I'll do the best I can.
Joe: I prefer my eggs to be covered in salt and pepper, but I guess it doesn't
really matter.
Tai: I like soy sauce.
Matt: How about salsa?
Sora: How about a reality check?
Izzy: I'll have mine with mustard and jellybeans, please.
Tai: Oh, gross!
T.K.: Jellybeans. That sounds good.
Mimi: What? You're all weird! My favorite is eggs covered in maple syrup! Sometimes
I like to eat them with cherries on top!
Tai: Now that's weird!
T.K.: But I bet it's good.
Joe: You guys are completely making me lose my appetite! I mean, come on. Jellybeans
and cherries on eggs? That's just crazy talk! Salt and pepper is all they need.
Keep it simple. That's always been my motto.
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Tai: Be ready when I give the signal.
Izzy: Roger.
Mimi: He forgot his name!
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Joe: [looking at a picture of Gommamon] Alright, look at Gommamon!
Gomamon: I'm cuter in person.
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Gennai: You must never forget that you are the Digidestined.
Joe: I'll never forget this stomachache.
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Koromon: How did you know my card was the fake, Tai?
Tai: I didn't. I kept your card because you're my friend.
Koromon: (sarcastically) Oh, how nice.
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Sora: There are millions of kids like us in the world.
Biyomon: You mean there are millions of Soras?
Sora: (yelling) There's only one of me!
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Tai: Did you find anything down there, Izzy?
Tentomon: You could say that, Tai, but the thing is we're up here and you're
down there.
Agumon: I think you guys may need glasses. We're way up here above you.
Izzy: But that can't be! That's scientifically impossible!
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Davis: See that guys? I got a noogie! It means I'm one of the guys now!
Demiveemon: Davis? If you're one of the guys now, does that means you were one
of the girls before? Why can't you humans ever make up your minds? I'm so confused...
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Davis: Let's go, T.A.!
TK Takashi: T.A.?
Kari: He forgot how to spell T.K.!
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Tentomon: TK and Kari not only have moms and dads, they have something else
too.
Izzy's Father: They have brothers.
Tentomon: In a word, bingo!
Izzy: Why would you want them shooting arrows at your loved ones? Sounds kind
of dangerous to me.
Izzy's Mother: They're angels, Izzy. Maybe they're like Cupid, he was sort of
like an angel. When he shot arrows, they were arrows of love.
Izzy: Mom, isn't that a little corny?
Tentomon: It may be corny, but I believe it. All we have to do is get Angemon
and Angewomon to hit you guys with their arrows of love.
Izzy: Hey! Let's not be too hasty here!
Matt Ishida: Well, what do you think?
Tai: It's worth a shot. Kari!
Matt: T.K.!
T.K.: You sure you wanna?
Tai: Let's see these arrows of hope and light!
Matt: You two have got to get them to shoot at us.
Tai: They'll only do it if you tell them to.
Kari: You really want them to do that to you?
TK: But what if you get, like, dead or something?
Matt: Hey, never happen.
TK Takaishi: Okay. Angemon, I know this maybe sounds crazy but I need you to
hit Matt and Tai with your arrow.
Kari Kamiya: You too, Angewomon.
Agumon: Wait a minute, Tai. What if that prophecy is all wrong?
Tai: Do you want the whole world to be destroyed?
Matt Ishida: Sometimes miracles require a little faith.
Matt: Scared, Tai? I'll hold your hand just in case you try to run away.
Tai: Yeah. Me too.
Angemon: One miracle
Angewomon: Coming up.
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Joe: [yelling] Didn't I tell you not to eat all the food?!? I told you we need
to ration, which means save food for later, as in much later.
Gomamon: But it is later Joe. You told me that 20 minutes ago.
Joe: [shaking Gomamon] 20 minutes is not much later! Please tell me there's
still food in the bag!
Gomamon: I don't know. Since you can't handle eating and floating on the ocean
at the same time, I ate it all. Besides, I need food to digivolve in case you
run into bad Digimon.
Joe: So, do we see any bad Digimon? NO! If I starve, who are you gonna protect?
[Joe retches and heaves over the side of the bed-boat]
Gomamon: That's enough about food. Things'll get better soon. Hang in there
buddy.
[Both see a crate coming near the bed-boat]
Gomamon: That crate is gonna hit us!
Joe: Maybe it's full of fruit, vegetables, bread, milk, cereal, hotdogs, cookies,
candy, and soda!
Gomamon: I wish!
Joe: You wish?!? We wouldn't need food if you hadn't eaten ours!
Gomamon: You're strong when you're hungry...
Joe: Starvation is a good motivator.
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Yolei: I hate Go Fish. Can't we play something else?
Davis: Sure, let's play strip-
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Patamon: Aren't cats supposed to land on their feet?
Gatomon: Oh, shut up
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Veemon: Now that Ken's run Tentomon out of his tree, maybe we can climb it
and have a look around.
Davis: You bet!
Tentomon: Stay out of my tree! I know exactly how many pieces of bark are on
it.
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[After Davis makes an unamusing joke about cutting ShogunGekomon's hair]
Kari: Davis, sometimes you're so insensitive.
Davis: (jumps around flailing his arms) I'm so sensitive that I use a special
toothpaste so my teeth don't hurt when I eat ice cream! Ahhh!
[Kari giggles and laughs]
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Apocalymon: Do you think it's fair that I should have to live with all this
agony? Why should you get to laugh when I am forced to cry? Why do you get to
taste the best life has to offer while all I do is choke on its leftovers? Answer
me this! WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?!?!
Mimi: Ahh, I can't take all these metaphors!
Izzy: Boy, this guy really holds a grudge.
Apocalymon: I will rule the world and plunge it into darkness, so that I don't
have to be alone anymore in my misery. A ha ha! A HA HA HA! Wait a minute, what
am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!
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Mimi: Oh my! I would just love to take on home and put it on my bed with all
my other stuffed animals!
Matt: There she goes again. Do you think Mimi hears the same things we hear?
I'm not so sure anymore.
Izzy: Maybe she's an alien spy.
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T.K: Smells better than broccoli. It might taste better.
Matt: Has anybody noticed? We talk a lot about food.
Sora: Nah, I'm not hungry.
Joe: I'm skipping this one too. I just don't like to eat on an empty stomach.
Tai: Besides, I don't even know what that stuff is, but I'm sure I'm allergic
to it.
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Agumon: Now let's try some solo performances, starting with Mimi.
Tai: Mimi?
Sora: Mimi?
Izzy: Mimi?
Matt: Singing?
Mimi: Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam... (Singing badly)
Joe: Avoiding your song.
Mimi: Oh come on I had singing lessons for three years.
T.K: Oh you did? Did it help?
Izzy: Mimi, you should get a refund. That's what I think.
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(Non American dub)
Sora: If only Taichi's brain was bigger than his hair...
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Kari: [After Wizardmon sacrificing himself to save Kari and Gatomon] Oh no!
Wizardmon, you're gonna be okay! Please don't leave, Wizardmon!
Wizardmon: Are you all right, Gatomon?
Gatomon: [Crying] You saved me... I'm sorry!
Wizardmon: About what?
Gatomon: Sorry I got you involved in this.
Wizardmon: Don't be sorry... I don't have any regrets! If I wouldn't met you,
my life would have no meaning! I'm glad you and I were friends!
Gatomon: That's forever!
Wizardmon: Thank you for everything, Gatomon! [Dies.]
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Gotsumon: [Pumpkinmon runs right into a teenager who falls down on the ground]
Wow, you hit down some kind of monster!
Pumpkinmon: Even worse, I think I hit down a teenager!
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Matt: You're a thief! We worked so hard we could afford a trip to Hawaii!
Digitamamon: [Growing furiously] Hawaii is not on the schedule, but if you insist
I'll send you to the moon! [Attacks]
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Myotismon: [To Wizardmon] Did you really think you could betray me and get
away with it?
Wizardmon: [Protecting Gatomon] How could I betray you? I was never on your
side to start with!
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[non American dub] (while Angewomon and Deviwomon are slapping each other)
Taichi: Is that how women fight?
Koushirou: Yeah, they must slap each other to death!
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(while Angewomon and Deviwomon are slapping each other)
Izzy: I know I shouldn't be watching, but I can't take my eyes off them.
Kari: You, go Angewomon! Beat that witch!
Digimon Tamers
Takato Matsuki
"Mom, why are girls weird?"
Henry Wong
"Mine must be broken. I can't control Terriermon at all."
Terriermon
"Mo-men-tai"
Rika Nonaka
"This isn't the kind of fight we can walk away from."
Ryo Akiyama
"Just keep dreaming and you can make anything happen!"
Dialogue
Terriermon: "Admit it Henry, you'd be lost without me."
Henry Wong: "Looks like I'm lost with you."
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Takato Matsuki: "Don't freak out, mom..."
Takato's mom: "It's too late for that..."
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Takato Matsuki: Mom, Dad, why are girls so crazy?
Mrs. Matsuki: They're not. Their husbands make them that way.
Mr. Matsuki: Hmm...right
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Takato Matsuki: Sorry to wake you up so late.
Henry Wong: That's okay. I was just sleeping.
Terriermon: And not just sleeping... snoring too.
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Henry: You better just back off, Rika.
Rika: Or else what? You'll go run off and hide on me? Ooo... I'm so scared.
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Guilmon: You going to fight her, Takato?
Takato: No way, she's a girl. Besides, she'd kick my butt.
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Henry: Maybe it doesn't matter what card we use, Rika.
Rika: Okay, did that pig monster eat your brain?
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IceDevimon: I hear one becomes quite warm before freezing.
Henry Wong: You're so twisted, it's scary.
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Rika Nonaka: It's not funny, you know. I don't want to walk all the way to
the next town just to find your little friend.
Henry Wong: Well, if it makes your feel any better, Rika. The tunnel might flood
and we can all swim there.
Rika Nonaka: It's just my luck to be stuck down here with a couple of comedians.
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Terriermon: What are you, Henry, the center of the universe? What, you think
the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?
Henry Wong: What are you talking about?
Terriermon: Just look behind you, Henry.
Henry Wong: Huh?
Terriermon: You don't have to do everything yourself. They're all here to help
you. Let 'em.
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Takato Matsuki: Try this card.
Henry Wong: The last one almost killed him.
Takato Matsuki: Hey, I'm just trying to help.
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Ryo: I feel so powerless.
Ebonwumon: Better to feel powerless than to feel dead.
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Impmon: PUT ME DOWN YOU UGLY FURBALL!
Renamon: Or what, you'll use that little flame of yours to boil water and make
me some bad tea?
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Guilmon: I need a bigger tummy Takato, can you draw me one?
Takato Matsuki: Okay.
Guilmon: You're a pal.
Terriermon: Draw him some self control.
Henry Wong: And just how many buns have you had?
Terriermon: Two, three, twelve, lost count.
Mrs. Wong: You know Terriermon, Henry could learn from you. He's handsome, but
skinny as a mosquito.
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Renamon: Anything that can concern a sovereign is not to be taken lightly.
Terriermon: How can we take it lightly? It's huge.
Renamon: What I'm saying is we need a plan.
Terriermon: Going in and beating him up isn't plan enough?
Guilmon: Terriermon, I think Renamon is right. I mean she's always been right
before what's different about now?
Terriermon: Renamon and Guilmon sitting in a tree...
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Rika: Nobody interferes, I want to sing.
Takato: You Wha?!!!
Rika: Nobody interferes, I want to sing.
Takato: Okay, just drop that wrench and I'll sing with you!
Guilmon: Do you even know how to sing?
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Mr. Wong: Give me your portable digi thing.
Henry: You mean my digivice?
Mr. Wong: Yeah, come on, I'll arm wrestle you for it.
Henry: Since you put it that way...
Mr. Wong: When we designed the prototype we wanted to give kids a way to communicate
with and control digimon on the network.
Henry: Maybe mine's broken because I can't control Terriermon at all.
Terriermon: It would take more than a piece of plastic to control me.
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Guardromon: Are you sure that's safe?
Suzy: No.
Guardromon: Oh. OK!
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[Renamon materializes next to Rika]
Takato: Where do you come from all the time!? Do you just wait around to scare
us?
Digimon Frontier
Kanbara Takuya: You're toast, lady!
Ranamon: Thanks, but I've already had my breakfast.
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Takuya: My destiny sure seems to involve a lot of running!
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Mercurymon: If only thy mouth were thy weapon, then truly thou couldst never be defeated.
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Koji: Kouichi, what's wrong bro?
Kouichi: Nothing, it's nothing.
Koji: You're acting weird.
Kouichi: Well then, maybe I'm just weird.
Koji: [smiling]
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Takuya: [wakes up] Where are we?
Zoe: Why, we're in the middle of our date!
Takuya: Our what
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Takuya: You want power?!?! I'll show you power.. WILD FIRE TSUNAMI!!!
Digimon the Movie
Part I
[Agumon jumps to avoid on coming car]
Passenger: Did you see that?
Driver: [tired sounding] No, I was sleeping.
Passenger: But you're driving!
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Mrs. Kamiya: Kids, I'm making your favourite, liver sticks!
Tai: Great...
[closes the door]
Tai: Oh, good. It looks like she burned them.
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Sora: [over the phone] Tai, I know you're there! Mimi told me you were the one who threw up in my hat!
[edit] Part II
[After Meeting up with the Digidestined on the internet]
Patamon: I was surfing the web, but I wiped out.
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[After repeated e-mails are sent to slow down Diaboromon]
Izzy: YOU'VE... GOT... MAIL!!! [presses enter]
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[Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon are becoming Omnimon]
Izzy: They're digivolving together!
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Izzy: I'm about to barf.
Tai: Wait 'till you try the cake.
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[Tai is typing an email]
Tai: "Dear Sora, I'm sorry I made fun of your hair. I know you haven't
been this mad at me since I forgot to tell you I threw up in your hat. You say
you love thunderstorms, so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, Tai."
Love? I meant from! [changes "love" to "from"]
Kari: Whatcha writing?
Tai: Nothing! It's just a joke! [Covers the monitor. "from" changes
back to "love"]
Kari: If you want to send an email, you'll have to do this. [grabs the mouse]
Click!
Tai: I wasn't going to send that!
Kari: Then why were you writing it?
Part III
[After Terriermon Digivolves for the first time]
Willis: He wears pants now?
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[Before Lunch]
Terriermon: If Davis eats all that... [Inflates Stomach]
DemiVeemon: [Laughing]
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[Terriermon Inflates ears to shade Willis]
Willis: I don't suppose you could turn into a glass of lemonade too?
Terriermon: Don't push it.